"Not Me!" Monday

I'm going to try doing a "Not Me!" Monday post today. I've followed MckMama and her soon-to-be four charming kids for several months now (Baby Stellan is due very soon, and against all odds may acutally be a normal, no-intervention birth. God is so good...). Each Monday, she does a post listing all the things she couldn't have possibly done in the past week; tongue-in-cheek, of course. Of course, I couldn't possibly find ANYTHING that I've done in the past week that I'd be ashamed to admit... not me! No way....
I most certainly did not forget to clean out the cupholder in the van a couple of days ago and then put a (large) McDonald's iced coffee in there, which then tilted and spilled everywhere. Not me; I would be waaay more careful than that! And I wasn't at McDonald's for the second time that week, nor was I at a fast-food place for the second time that DAY. No, not me... I always eat healthy!
I did not leave the open cannister of sugar right underneath the under-the-counter coffeepot this morning, because I know the coffeepot drips. And I did not mutter ugly things under my breath when I realized that leaky coffee water had dripped into the sugar, making big wet clots. And boy, I definitely did NOT put those sugar clots in my dear husband's coffee mug, rationalizing that very hot coffee surely could kill any germs contained in old coffee water. Nope, not me!
And I didn't really NEED that coffee this morning because my allergies were so bad last night that I took Sudafed way too close to bedtime, which then made me go to bed after 1:00 a.m. Nope, not me... I always get my 8 hours of sleep. And I'm not going to go upstairs and go back to bed when I'm done with this post, because I have a lot that I need to do. So nope, that won't be me snoring the morning away in a few minutes.
Oh, I also didn't tell my dear son this morning that dog spit is actually GOOD for the carpet when the dog found the spot where he dropped some fried potatoes last night. Nope, not me.. I always clean up messes right when they happen.
And I'm sure it won't be me who lays awake thinking of more things to add to this post instead of getting that nap that I don't need. Not me....
To read MckMama's "Not Me!" post along with others, click the Not Me Mondays button.