Well then; that MIGHT be the longest blog post title EVER. But I wanted to make sure that you realize that I realize that it is NOT still Tuesday, and yet I'm putting out a "True Story Tuesday" post. On Thursday. Oh, there's method to my madness, and it really will make sense in a minute. But in the meantime, here's my story...
I have a friend (really! I DO!), and she is lovely, and kind and YOUNG, and beautiful (as in, beauty pageant winner beautiful, oh yes, she is). She is intelligent and strong and always faces life with a great big smile. But this dear friend is missing one thing in her oh-so-perfect life; she's looking for that one, true love. The man of her dreams, her prince charming, her snug-a-boo bunny (sorry, going overboard just a little). Anyway, she's tried the usual venues; church socials, reading clubs, grocery produce aisle, all to no avail. Recently, she finally broke down and went to one of those "meet your match" websites. I warned her that people oftentimes don't paint a true picture of themselves on there, and she might end up with someone who has totally misrepresented who they are. But she's one stubborn girl, so she ignored my sage advice and plunged into the world of online dating. She just sent me a photo of the man with whom they matched her, and I'm just a little suspicious. See, my friend is glamorous, beautiful, loves fine dining, Broadway shows, and living in a large metropolitan area. She's barely out of high school (or at least it looks that way!) and filled with energy and joie de vivre (throwin' down some French on ya there... boooya!). Anyway, she SAYS that the man of her dreams is close to her age, VERY sophisticated, and loves things like walks in the rain, New Age music, sushi bars, and poetry readings. But when she sent me his picture, I just about fell over. I'm not buyin' it for one minute, and I'm afraid that my dear friend has been SORELY misled. I don't know... what do YOU think?
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27 kind comments:
So you know this robed man, Pam?:) I was just about to tell you to relay to your friend to run away as fast as her little legs would carry her! That is too funny, you stinker! You might NEVER be forgiven for this one!
Beyond funny, love it.
Ohmygoodnessgracious... you are just a hoot and a holler girl!
I am DYING over here... the boys are asleep and I'm supposed to be. And I am giggling madly at your wild, wild sense of humor.
You nailed it sista... and I still managed to remain blameless, cuz I have NO IDEA who that guy is in the picture and therefore cannot be liable for any kind of electronic transmission of that image :)
Though I must admit... your descriptives of this young chick almost sound as much false advertising as this Brad dude, ha ha. Who's to say it wasn't some kind of Ms. John Deere pageant?
Thanks so much for the direly-needed laugh. You are a true pal. And one that I hope to someday have 1/8th of your creativity and photoshop skilz.
Cheers!
(Braaaaad! Quit your little mani-pedi for a minute and join us for a toast!)
and Yanni? LOL!
PAMELA!!
You are in TROUBLE!!
Here I am snortin and gigglin and guffawing and TRYING to be quiet so I don't wake the whole HOUSE and at the same time, NOT PEE MY CHAIR!
That is the FUNNIEST thing I have EVER read! I LOVE it!! You are a GENIUS!
(and slightly-more than a little evil which I LIKE....)
WOOHOOOO!!!
Happy Birthday Mr. Daddy!!! Please don't kill her...maybe wound? But don't kill, humor this good shouldn't be harmed. Really.
Oh dear. The fact that I haven't heard from Mr. Daddy yet frightens me. I suppose he is at the hearing; but still ... I would have thought I could have at least heard him screaming from here. The silence is ominous....
NICE!!!
HHHHhhhhMMMMMmmmmmmm!!!!
Brad, Eay!!!
I must thank you Pam for a name and a pic of the slime dog metro guy that has been hitting on my wife...
This explains the late night meetings and all the computer time.
(and she said that she was E-mailing her "friend" Pam D.) LOL
Cause Not Me Monday's completely absolves me of any guilt, cause it would surely Not Be ME caught in a fu-fu robe,
and Not Me who got a massage (and enjoyed it)
and totally not me who would take his wife to such a romantic place.
And so Not Me to fart in the silent pool *snicker*
Thanks for the Birthday wishes.... I'm off to listen to some Yanni and get ready for my pedicure...
hehehe!!! I knew it was going to be great when I read that title!
Okay - truthfully? The froo-froo guy is sitting there playing his brand new Guitar Hero witha big old redneck smile on his face.
And he was having a hard time hiding how tickled he was that PAM D wrote a whole post about him!!! :)
Thanks Chica - you made his day!
I totally just snorted!
Too Funny!!! The fact that you sweated it a little is funny too...the saga continues.
Happy Birthday Mr. Daddy!!
You are one brave, brave woman Pam!!
HA HA...double LOL great!! I remember why I always LOVE coming to your blog!
Okaaaaay - so I'm now realizing that the little bottom part of your post says "12 kind comments"... and thinking that Mr. Daddy might be tempted to disagree about the kindness part, LOL.
Let's just say that I have now password protected those sleeping photographs ;)
OK DEAR... maybe the pass word will keep those safe, BUT I know where you keep the camera, and you DO have to sleep sometime... and Pam D. had better hope I cannot figure a way to get her DH to send me some of her more dubious pics.... LOL
W.V. prolowac: bad pics being put to good use...
Oh, I love this banter between the two of you. Makes for some entertaining reading. When you were describing "your friend", it sounded exactly like my beautiful (as in runner up to Miss Oklahoma) cousin who actually did find the love of her life on a dating site.
No, he doesn't look like Mr. Daddy though. :)
I am LOVING it! LOL This has to be the best. Ever. The little rose just is the perfect touch, too. Soooo glad you caught this 'preditor' before your fake-boob slinging beauty queen friend made the mistake of marrying him and having a family that consists of one of the cutest little fellas there is! LOL
Hey!!! I am ROTTEN! I snuck in a little SHOUT OUT to my good friend PAM on the iHeartfaces fix it friday! HAHAHA And it MADE it on their page!!! How HILARIOUS is that?? I thought they'd delete it, but they didn't! :)
http://iheartfaces.blogspot.com/2008/01/fix-it-friday-24-dana-suggs.html
Oh my gosh... "fake boob slinging"?!?! Lisa is killing me here.
And hey Pam? I bet you never thought you'd see THOSE words together on your blog, LOL!!!
With the comments I am taking it you know this man....and as always, thanks for the story and the laughs. So full of it!
Pam
Pam you never disappoint. Never.
I am cracking up!!!!
Mrs. Nurse Boy
The rose really does add that perfect touch! ;0)
Oh my. I went off to school today with Bug Hunter, and between meetings and helping out in the cafeteria, I didn't get home til now. And my comments exploded. Hmm. Write a post about Mr. Daddy and include funny picture. Comments skyrocket. 2+2=...... Hey, Rachel.. got any more good pics of Mr. Daddy that I can borrow? I'm just askin'.....
Hey Pam D. I got a couple of Rach...She is MUCH prettier than I, you would probably double the comments if I sent you one of her sleeping with her mouth slightly open with a little drool????
What do you think??? the comments would probably double...
*ahem* Did ANYONE read that last comment by "Mr. Braddy"? And you wonder why I'm suspicious of that picture. Look at that face... (oh, btw.. I did the "tanning" action on those legs, because you almost couldn't tell where the legs ended and the robe began and it was BLINDING me). Anyway...LOOK at that face... and read that last comment. He wants to undermine that sweet, lovely, (no, I cannot go where Lisa did.. I'll leave it at that) friend of mine. Why, who KNOWS where he got those pictures from? They could be from a random blog... and he wants me to pass them off as my gorgeous, sophisticated friend. Ahh.. THAT, my friends, is what happens when the brain ages... lack of good judgment, I'd have to say.
(p.s. Mr. Daddy... I think you can find my email somewhere... I mean, IF those pics magically appeared, you could always blame Brad, right?) hee hee....
"Mr. Braddy." 'O' I LOVE IT. :)
OOOOWWWWWWW!
I keep coming back to the never-ending comment section and at first I was totally hollering at the computer - "Yeah, Pam D, she's got my back!"
Then got to the last line and she totally threw me under the bus... while Mr. Braddy laughed riotously. OUCH
And come on... I used that excuse! Mr. Daddy flipped about the picture, and I sweetly told him that I hadn't sent any of HIIIIIM to Pam D... just one of Brad.
So now Brad is gonna be hot to send some awful pics of the poor innocent wifey.
And I died laughing about the tan because I saw it in living non-color, LOL ;)
OH
MY
GOSH!
You had me going the entire time. Well done! Take that, Mr. Daddy!
And thanks Pam for sharing in our good news about Julie. She is confident that the prayers and support of our blog friends made a difference!
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