It's time again for True Story Tuesday, the only place besides I Heart Faces where I share "linky love". Rachel and Mr. Daddy always have the BEST stories over there, and their "linkers" do, too. So when you're done here.. please go there for more and better laughs.
If you give a boy a tube of glue.....
he's going to make a castle:
And when he makes that castle, he's going to want to make it bigger
and better....
and cooler
Waaaaaay cooler...
And when he is finally done:
No, I mean REALLY done:
He will run off to play, and leave the cap off of the glue!
And if he does that, then a little blob of glue will harden in the nozzle. And when a mom comes along and notices that the cap is off? She WILL squeeze the glue to see if it has hardened. And when it has, she will squeeze a little harder to see if it will unclog. And when she squeezes that glue, it WILL unplug and send a nice, thick stream of glue RIGHT INTO HER HAIR! Oh yes, he did, and I did, and it did. And so I have spent the better part of last night and today picking cement out of my hairline. Which is WHY, when the mom writes this story the NEXT time? She will start it with "If you give a boy a glueSTICK........"
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17 kind comments:
lol, I love you dear friend.
OH MISS PAM!!!! OH NO!!! hahahaha ahhahahaha...im sorry I was trying the sympathy thing but my fingers have their own deal going on here. I am so sorry, but wow did that make for a great story. Hey at least you can just where a hat and blame it on the blizzard! You poor thing;)
When you give a boy a gluestick, that one will have to go into my "point taken list"
did I seriously spell wear like "where" yeah hi I teach my kids at home
Silly Mommy - glue is for kids!
Oh girlie - I feel your pain. I think my fingerprints have now resurfaced after my own adhesive adventure.
Hope the glue hairdo has finished its thing and you're back to just enjoying the AMAZING castle that Bug Hunter put together!
Thanks for linking up.
And sorry for laughing.
BWAH HA HA HA HA!
haha that's too funny! :-)
and I love the pictures . . . did you use your new lens?
This is too funny for words Pam! And I LOVED how you wrote about it. Absolutely brilliant. And those pictures were KNOCK MY SOCKS OFF fabulous! : ) You are a super mom! Even if your hair is a little glue-y : )
Forgive me for laughing, Pam...but that is one FUNNY story! I can just picture it all in my head. I have to admit that he made an incredible castle...you just might have a future architect on your hands. How's the hair situation doing now? :)
Amazing photographs! Hope that compliment helps ease the laughing. Best line ~ "if you give a boy a glueSTICK"...bwahahahahahahaha!
Oh my goodness! That is too funny! But that castle is so cool! Great pictures of it too!
Is there something wrong me since the 1st thing I thought of was 'There's Something About Mary'?
Very funny story.
awww selling bugs? That is way too cute. And I'm sorry about my dirty mind, but I laughed out loud at your comment.
This totally sounds like something that would have happened in my own house. Great story...hope you got the glue out of your hair! :)
HA! I am cracking up. Your last sentence is classic. Love it!
I would say only you Pam D.....
but you got to remember who I am married to....LOL
great TST..
Oh no!!
I hope you have been able to get that glue out of your hair!!
I started laughing as soon as you went into the "mouse cookie" writing :)
What an awesome castle...I just had to say it before I gave you some major sympathy.
That had to be such a challenge to get out!
Oh, that was funny! Sorry about your hair. To me it looks like his fabulous construction was worth a little hair pulling. He's quite the builder! :)
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