"Not Me!" Monday

It's time again for "Not Me!" Monday, and with Thanksgiving staring me in the face and Christmas music already on my blog (BEFORE Thanksgiving? oh, no... not me!), there are plenty of things that I may or may not have done but to which I will never, ever confess. YOU can decide which ones are real turkeys and which ones are just tofurkey....

I might or might NOT have contemplated buying a plastic place mat for my husband after having to scrub the nice cloth one for the thousandth time. I certainly did NOT decide that maybe one of those plastic bibs with the scoop on the bottom would work better.

I did NOT completely and totally forget the bug hunter's hair appointment on Wednesday. His stylist did NOT get her son out of school to be there so they could see each other, and that poor little boy did NOT leave two messages on our machine, asking where the bug hunter was and if he'd forgotten.

And when I may or may not have rescheduled the hair appointment for the next afternoon, I did NOT write huge notes and tape them a) above my kitchen sink, b) on the microwave, and c) on the dashboard of the car. I am WAY too sharp to have to resort to something like that just to remember an appointment.

I might or might not have made a pineapple upside down cake after preheating the oven and setting the timer, then left the kitchen without putting the cake in the oven. Surely I did not come back into the kitchen when the timer rang, only to discover the cake pan still sitting on the counter. That would start to indicate a disturbing trend in the memory department, now wouldn't it?

I did not take the bug hunter to see Bolt yesterday and discover that it was in 3D, which meant we had to wear those goofy glasses. And when the woman several rows behind us, with several elementary/middle school kids, was talking with them rather animatedly at the beginning of the movie, I did NOT turn around to give her the "evil eye", only to realize that I probably just looked like a total, pocket-protector wearing nerd with black horn-rims. Sweet.....

Finally, it's NOT time to climb the attic stairs and bring down the boxes of Christmas decorations... noooooooo.... not that.......

For more "Not ME!" Monday laughs, make sure to click the button below to drop by MckMama's blog. It's a regular denial convention over there! Have a great Monday, and a truly blessed and wonderful Thanksgiving!