True Story Tuesday-I might just lock him in his room til he's 20!

Why yes, it IS time for True Story Tuesday, and lo and behold, when school is not in session, I actually have time to participate! Dear sweet Rachel and her, um.. "seasoned" hubby Mr. Daddy might just make it into the Guiness Book of World Records for "Most Strange and Wacky Things That Have Happened To One Family". A lot of the linkups aren't too far behind, so when you're done here (including a nice comment, please..), go there for more truth.

In the meantime, here's my story.
We live in the woods, by a creek (duh). And a couple of years ago, Handsome Hubs had a treehouse built for the BugHunter, about 15 feet up in a couple of trees and across the creek. Until the leaves fall, it is visible but barely. Once the leaves are gone, it can be seen clearly. So, I was looking out the window yesterday and really "saw" something that I only had glimpses of while there were leaves on the trees. It was a stepladder, on the deck of the treehouse. I assumed that Handsome Hubs had put it up there for an undisclosed reason, so I asked BugHunter why Daddy had put a ladder on the treehouse deck. A guilty look came across his face, and it quickly became apparent that I needed to hear "the rest of the story". Which is not for the faint of heart.
A couple of months ago, BH and the girls next door decided that they wanted to SIT ON THE ROOF OF THE TREEHOUSE. Nevermind that it is 20 feet in the air, and that if they should happen to fall from their precarious perch, they would definitely sustain serious injury and quite possibly cease their existence on this earth. They were not able to climb upon said roof without assistance, so (realizing that no self-respecting parent would give them a leg up in order to attain their goal) they somehow managed to haul the stepladder up the steep steps of the treehouse, through the narrow gate, and around to the side. They then set the ladder up and, according to BH, climbed to the roof. Thankfully, they decided that sitting ON the roof might not be a good idea, but I still get chills thinking of these kids climbing a ladder over 15 feet up without really knowing how to secure it. Agggggghhhh! It makes me wonder what else they've done/will do, and that makes me want to desperately search for the "Land of Denial" and move there permanently. So, what crazy things have YOUR kids done lately? And what's the most creative punishment you've come up with to deal with out of bounds behavior? (because I'm thinkin' that I might need to go ahead and compile a list...sounds like I'm going to need it sometime soon).