Well, the day finally came. The one I prayed would hold off, even if only for a few more months. But no, they couldn't wait. Three weeks was all they gave before they leapt, poised to sink their teeth deep into my soul. Ready to brand their scarlet "A" across my forehead and drag me into the depths of "senior moments" forevermore. Oh, the agony.. the shame. Can you even bear to look.. to go "there" with me? Look down... and weep for my lost youth. This was in my mailbox today:
I just can't bear it. Into the "disposable filing cabinet" it went. I'm just not ready to go there yet, especially since they don't give "senior discounts" until 55. But don't laugh; your time will come. Because time? It flies.... just ask Mr. Daddy!
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Okay, I'm a dork. That wasn't Becky; it was me. I just changed something on her website and forgot to log out. :(
So, as I was saying...
I love how you added a dig for Mr. Daddy. You guys are a hoot. I totally wouldn't be ready for that either.
Oh, I was going to add...I bet you're not as locked into your template as you think you are. If you started all over with a new template, it would simply be a matter of adding in widgets for all the extra information. What part of the template do you think can't be undone or added in later? Let me know, and I'll see if there is an option for you.
Welcome to the ranks Pam...(snicker)
Like I said in a previous comment...I am impressed with your clarity of recall...(for the moment) LOL at least you remembered where the trash can is....ROFL.
But that AARP notice must have been such an inspiration.. (Huge Guffaaaaawwwww)
W.V. herfulf: she is feeling her age......
P.S.
"O" there is a God and he loves me, such a word verification...
snicker, wheeze, gulp, gasp,HhHooooWWWWaaaaa,, LOL
lol too funny!
thanks for the votes! :) I am praying it happens and if not that's okay, but thought it would fun to enter!
and hey, I still get people phoning asking if my mom is home LOL and I can say no lol funny eh?
AARP belongs in the waste basket. Just ask anyone who belongs to it and who reads the news about the new healthcare plan. AARP is not standing behind the people they supposedly represent.
And, Pam, at least if you have to age, you have elected to do so gracefully. Although the kicking a screaming leave a lot to be desired.
Surely there must have been some error made for you to have received that! ;)
Some day we will all get "new bodies" so both you & Mr. Daddy don't have to worry ! There can't be THAT much longer for all of us to wait!
Much love!
Ooh! You know, they don't check your ID once you flash that AARP puppy... you'll be rolling in the discounts and lapping up free refills of Ensure. On your sporty little scooter, no less!
At least they don't actually, you know, assume Bug Hunter is your GRANDson or anything, right? :)
(Mr. Daddy is gonna get me for that one)
You are too funny, lol
Ha! Because my sweet hubbie is older than I....I actually OWN one of those cards!! Kinda creepy, I know...but I'm not to proud to flash it for a discount! (Keeps 'em guessing!)
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